Birthdays are wonderful things until you get old and you start dreading the days until your next one. Since they are an unavoidable part of life, here are a few funny birthday quotes to remind you to take each day with a spoonful of sugar and a smile in your heart.
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” – Eva Gabor
Now this is a funny quote I think many of us can relate to. I, having just turned 29 this year, have resolved to be 29 for at least the next 10 years. No matter how old you actually are, you are only as old as you feel. Make a point to feel young and spend as much time feeling that way as you can.
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
You can’t avoid the appearance of your birthday every year, but that doesn’t mean you need to look on the day with dread. Instead, be joyful that you have indeed reached the end of another 365 day trip around the sun without ending up in the ground. If that isn’t something to be thankful for, than I don’t know what is. Celebrate your birthday as a beginning! Don’t mourn the loss of a year because if it was well spent, it’s not lost.
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost
It’s easy to step into a social faux pas simply by mentioning a lady’s age, but at the same time no one wants to have their birthday forgotten. Make a point of remembering everyone’s birthday, but don’t buy numbered candles. Instead, buy a really fantastic flower candle, or some sparklers, and make it an extravagant day that has nothing to do with numbers.
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn
We can cure just about anything, but we still have to face our birthday’s each and every year. Simply face it with a smile and you will find that each birthday you have becomes easier and easier to celebrate. There is no reason to avoid your birthday. You should celebrate with fervor the day that you entered this world, just as you should live each day with the same fervor until you leave it.
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” – Author Unknown
You can never go wrong with cake, and most of us don’t eat enough of it. Don’t worry so much about your waistline or your bathroom scale. Have a slice of cake and really enjoy it! There is too much negativity in the world to deny yourself a little bit of joy once in a while, and there’s nothing more joyfully decadent than a slice of cake.
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Hopefully these funny birthday quotes can help you to look at your birthday with a newfound joy or anticipation, rather than the typical dread and apprehension. Have your cake, eat it too, and enjoy your day! If it’s not your birthday, than a Very Merry Unbirthday to you as well!