Best Funny Movie Quotes

There’s nothing better than a good movie that can make you laugh.  Here we’ve collected some great funny movie quotes to remind you of great times, great movies, and great peals of laughter. After all, laughter is the best medicine!

“Me, I’m dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, you can never predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.” –Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

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Captain Jack Sparrow is one of the most over the top eccentric characters of all time, so of course at least one of his rambling quotes had to make this list. After all, you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, but you can never trust an honest person to stay that way! It sounds a little backward, but it is not only true, it can be applied to real life situations as well.

“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.” – French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The Monty Python crew is often hailed as one of the progenitors of modern comedy, and with gems like this one peppering it’s movies and shows, it’s easy to see why.  Monty Python specialized in deadpan deliveries of slapstick comedy and puns that are sure to have you rolling with laughter decades are their original release. There’s a reason that Monty Python and The Holy Grail is considered a cult classic even to this day.

“There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” – Airplane
Airplane and its sequels were created as a spoof of the drama movie Starring the late Leslie Nielson, these movies were made up of equal parts humor and drama in a combination that has yet to be duplicated. The utter absurdity of these movies makes them the classics that they are today.

“If anyone has any black parts I need them, okay? I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark grey.” – Batman, The Lego Movie
The Lego Movie was designed primarily for children, but it was also filled with tongue-in-cheek humor that could only have been created for the parents watching the move. Even if you don’t have a kid, you should consider watching this movie.  It will bring a smile to your face and have you breaking out your old Lego kits in no time!

“Let’s go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this to all blow over.” – Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Shaun, the title character in Shaun of the Dead (which also happens to be part 1 of The Cornetto Trilogy, a project by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) is filled with fantastic and fantastically horrible ideas for surviving the zombie apocalypse. This movie is filled with nods to zombie greats like George A. Romero and the zombie genre as a whole was fundamentally altered by this phenomenal film.

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A good film should make you laugh, make you cry, make you feel something, or make you want to change the world.  Hopefully these funny movie quotes will entice you to check out a few good movies.

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