Best Funny Senior Quotes

Graduating from high school is one of the most amazing and terrifying moments in a young person’s life.  You’ve finally finished your school career and now you have the entire world in front of you. It can be both exhilarating and horrifying.  Here are a few funny senior quotes to help you take that first step into the world with a smile on your face.

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shows. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.” – Dr. Seuss

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Graduation day puts the entire world at your feet. You can, once you grab that diploma and recover from your celebration, point yourself in any direction that you choose. If you want to become a writer, a doctor, a scientist, a movie star, or any other thing that you can imagine, all you have to do is point yourself in that direction and start walking.

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” – Robert Orben
Individuality is essential to any potential success in life, but it’s often hard to achieve after 12 years of trying to fit in and look, act, and sound like everyone else. You are the only you, after all.  Don’t waste your time trying to fit in and be someone you’re not just for the sake of popularity or friends that you’ll never see again after graduation.  Don’t let someone steal your ‘you.’ It’s the only thing that will carry you through life.

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has an education, he may steal the whole railroad.” – Theodore Roosevelt
Education is a fantastic tool, even if you’ve spent the last 12 years of your life trying to avoid it as much as possible. Without education, you will likely find yourself flipping burgers or serving slurpies at the gas station.  With it, you can work your way up any ladder that you choose to climb and once you’re at the top, the possibilities are endless.

“Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be the most opportune time to ask for money.”  – Gary Bolding

Its never easy to see how much the people around you actually worry about your well-being. You family is both exhilarated and relieved that you’ve received that diploma and have the hold world at your feet.  It is quite literally the best time to ask for money, especially if you’re heading off to college in the fall.

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” – Fred Allen
Unfortunately, the world doesn’t work this way, but it would be nice if you could get back all the money that you will inevitably sink into obtaining your college degrees. Don’t think of it as spending money though: think of it as investing in your future.

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Once you get that diploma, you’ve got the whole world ahead of you.  Don’t let it frighten you though.  Let these funny senior quotes carry you through with a smile on your face and a song in your heart, and you can do amazing things.

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