Funny single quotes

Do you think that being single is a bad thing?  Not at all, because you finally get to do what you always wanted, without having to offer explanations to anybody. Start enjoying your time, because you may miss it after you get married, or at least in a serious relationship. It is true that we are social beings and we don’t like being alone for too much time, but we should also stop feeling sorry for ourselves, when it happens, and try to make the most of every minute. After 20, or so, years of marriage, you would like to get the chance of being single, at least for a couple of hours, to enjoy your time. So here are some funny single quotes about the matter.

  1. “I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” (Shirley MacLaine)

Funny single quotes and sayings

Funny single quotes and sayings

This is a quote for all those ladies who are still crying about being dumped by some idiot. Just look on the bright side of things. The fact that he dumped you may be the best thing that ever happened to you. You finally have the chance to be that strong and independent woman you always wished being.

  1. “Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.” (Anonymous)

It is a bit ironic, because breakfast at McDonalds is not such a big deal. But the point is that very many of us make of being single such a big and negative case. There are, indeed, many other things that are more important, and now you have all the time to manage them.

  1. “You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.” (Chris Rock)

So much truth in these words. The main idea is to try and make the best of every day, whether we are single, or married, because there are advantages and disadvantages in both cases.

  1. “I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.” (Tim Walters)

There is someone out there just for you, who just failed to show up until down. So you shouldn’t worry, because the game of hide and seek will end and you will meet your other half. Until then, enjoy your spare time.

  1. “It’s better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single.” (Anonymous)

Again, having the single status is not a curse. There will be moments in your life when you will wish to be single, and this won’t be possible. Thus, start enjoying your time, your freedom, and do what you like most, because you probably won’t have the same chance twice.

Life can be great, but it is up to us to make it happen. Yes, breaking up with someone or being single for an extended period can be unpleasant, but it doesn’t mean we are failures. We just didn’t meet the right person yet. So instead of wasting our lives on regrets and feeling sorry, it is much better to think positive and enjoy life. You never know when the right person will pop out, and it will be a shame for him or her to see you beaten down and being emo.

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