Funny SpongeBob Quotes

SpongeBob has been a staple of children’s television for over a decade. This brightly colored, entertaining, and at times ridiculous show has still managed to teach a few important life lessons throughout it’s time on television.  But, that’s not what we’re really here to talk about.  Here we’ve collected a few of the funniest SpongeBob quotes of all time to help bring a smile to your face.

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

Funny SpongeBob Quotes-You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich
This gem actually comes from the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, which was one of the last things that the original creator of the show worked on before he left the creative team. There’s nothing quite like watching the protagonists of the show driving across the landscape of Bikini Bottom in a giant hamburger with wheels.

“Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem.”
I don’t think anyone has actually figured out if the insane hoops that SpongeBob made Plankton jump through to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, but it was still entertaining to watch their antics as they balanced milk on their heads, jumped up and down, and even ate licorice jelly beans through straws.

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
Secrets are a double edged sword, but they can be fun to share if they’re not dangerous or painful. Unfortunately, Patrick’s secret turned out to be an embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from a Christmas party that we never get to see. The entertainment lies in SpongeBob’s failed attempts to learn the secret.

“It took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!”
There is nothing worse than having someone stomp in the potato salad that you spent days making. Feet-flavored potato salad is probably as gross as it sounds. SpongeBob, in one of his many adventures on the beach, accidently stumbled into the potato salad, effectively ruining what would have otherwise been a fantastic picnic on the beach.

“This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is…ADVANCED DARKNESS.”
Ah, Glove World. When SpongeBob finds himself stranded in Rock Bottom, a nearly abandoned area with nothing but a bus station and a vending machine, he ends up surrounded by darkness that even his glove-themed flashlight cannot penetrate. Thankfully, he learns that no matter how strange they are, strangers can help you get home when you are lost.

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SpongeBob has taught generations of children everything from how to accept people who are different from you, to how to save someone’s life with the Heimlich maneuver.  In spite of its maddening humor and the main character’s incessant laughter, it is still one of the most frequently watched cartoons of the last decade.  Let these funny SpongeBob quotes remind you of the things you enjoyed as a child and the lessons that can be learned from the most unlikely of places.

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