Funny Wedding Quotes

Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, but many people get preoccupied with making sure the day is perfect, rather than happy. To help you get through that super special day, we’ve collected a few funny wedding quotes to bring a smile to your face.

“Marriage is a wonderful institution…but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx

Funny Wedding Quotes -Marriage is a wonderful institution…but who wants to live in an institution

For many people in the current generation, the idea of marriage is an intimidating one.  People are afraid of losing themselves when they become part of a couple.  You aren’t losing yourself, not by any stretch of the imagination.  Instead, you’re becoming the best version of yourself by becoming part of an amazing team.

I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

There’s nothing better than finding that fantastic person that you want to spend the rest of your life with.  It’s like finding that piece of the puzzle that you didn’t even know you were missing. If they are willing to put up with your annoying habits, then you’ve found a keeper. It’s an exciting adventure from start to end.

“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

Anniversaries are important things to remember, and if you’re the one who tends to forget them, then you may often find yourself in the doghouse.  Don’t forget that even though anniversaries are important, alone they are not as important as every single day you spend together.

 

“Men marry women in the hope that they will never change. Women marry men in the hope that they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

This funny quotes about marriage teach us: Don’t enter into any relationship with the idea that you’re going to change the person that you love.  People do change on their own over time, but if you try to force those changes on someone you may find yourself with someone you don’t recognize and who resents you for forcing them to change.

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” –Socrates.

If he lives by his own philosophy, then Socrates may not have had a very happy marriage.  If you’ve got a good wife or husband, meaning a person that’s good for you, then you will have a happy marriage.  If not, you know that there is something that you need to work on, because marriage is work, no matter what you think.

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While it is true that marriage is work, that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t play sometimes too.  Hopefully these funny wedding quotes can help you bring a little bit of laughter to that happy day.

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